Your WordPress site is a
ticking time bomb.
It’s time to say goodbye to it.
We replace your slow, easy-to-hack, difficult-to-maintain WordPress site with a lightning-fast static site with no backend. We host, secure, and keep it updated for you for one low monthly price, so you never think about your website again.
- Blazing fast
- Nothing to hack
- Higher on Google
- Ready for AI agents
- Reviewed by human developers
Free · no signup · powered by Google’s own speed test
Straight talk
We used to love WordPress too.
Don’t get us wrong. For years, WordPress was the best tool for the job. We built plenty of sites on it, and it earned its place.
But the web moved on, and WordPress didn’t. Plugins rot. Sites get hacked. Speed tanks. Every month brings another update, another vulnerability, another invoice for work you never wanted to think about in the first place.
So we made a call: we no longer believe WordPress is the best way to run a website. For most businesses, there’s now something faster, safer, and far simpler.
That better way is AI, used well. It can grant almost any wish now; the trick is knowing exactly what to ask for. So we use AI to build fast, modern static sites in a fraction of the time it used to take, so you get the outcome without the homework, no plugins in sight. And because AI still needs a hand on the wheel, experienced developers review every build before it goes live.
The result is premium work without the premium price. The old WordPress way, a site like this would cost five to ten times as much every month. AI is how we deliver it for one low, flat fee.
We now believe WordPress has run its course.
WordPress vs. wpgoodbye
Everything hard about WordPress, gone.
The same business, run two ways: a typical WordPress site, or a fully managed static site from us.
Before & after
This is what WordPress is costing you.
A slow, buried, exposed site doesn’t just look dated; it quietly bleeds visitors, sales, and search rankings every single day. Here’s the same business, before and after we rebuild it.
Your site on WordPress · today
- 4.8s to load
- Buried on page 3 of Google
- 34 plugins: a break-in waiting to happen
More than half your visitors leave before it even finishes loading.
Rebuilt with wpgoodbye · live
- 0.6s to load, instant
- Built to climb the rankings
- No server, no plugins. Nothing to hack.
It loads before they blink, and Google rewards the speed.
of visitors leave a page that takes over 3 seconds to load
sales for every extra second your site makes them wait
Google ranks faster sites above slower ones (Core Web Vitals)
Sources: Google / Think with Google; industry conversion studies. Scores above are a typical WordPress site vs. our rebuild.
Why it's different
One low price, and you never think about your website again.
It's not really a migration. It's peace of mind as a subscription. Fast, found, safe, and completely off your plate.
Get found
A site that loads in under a second and is built for everything Google rewards, so more people find you, and more of them stay.
Nothing to hack
No plugins, no database, no server to break into. Static sites are the boring, safe kind that simply stay up.
Nothing to maintain
No plugin updates, no “your site is down” at 11pm. We watch it, back it up, and handle every change you need.
Cheaper to run
No bloated hosting, no plugin licenses, no surprise “fix-it” invoices. One predictable price, everything included.
How it works
Three steps. Most of the work is on us.
- 01
Paste your URL
Tell us your current site. We check it, confirm it’s a fit, and grab everything we need from the front end.
- 02
We rebuild it
You get your new site on a private preview link in about 5 business days. Tweak anything, and we iterate until it’s right. (Better photos from you can add a little time.)
- 03
Go live, then forget it
Approve the preview and we point your domain, then host, secure, and maintain it for good. You never touch it again.
Pricing
We handle everything. You never touch it again.
One plan, billed monthly. Migrate first, then we keep it fast, safe, and up to date. Forever.
- Hosting, SSL, security & monitoring
- Unlimited content updates
- 2-business-day edit turnaround
- Cookieless analytics
- Everything in Essential
- Priority next-day edits
- Small design tweaks & seasonal updates
- Monthly performance report
- Everything in Business
- Same-day priority
- A fresh post or page section monthly
- Quarterly SEO strategy
$99 one-time setup (up to 10 pages + 50 blog posts) · annual billing = 2 months free · your website is always yours.
Say goodbye to the site that keeps you up at night.
See how slow and exposed your site is right now. Free, in about ten seconds. Then let us make it fast.